- no, really I am. I watched Hellboy II [about damn time!!] and I have to say, after the first ten minutes, I was rooting for Prince Nuada to get the magic crowny thing and wipe humans off the face of the earth.
I mean, goddamnit! Hellboy works his ass of saving the humans- who totally broke that 'elves get forests, humans have x number of cities' agreement first!- from various monsters and thier spawn, and not only do they make fun of him, this absolute BITCH has the nerve to act as though he was harming her baby- who Hellboy saved from a CONSPICUOUSLY EMPTY car right before it was smushed by a plant-tree-vine monster-thing. Might I add the car was in the middle of the road with a bunch of other cars stopped in traffic, and 'Mommy' was NOWHERE NEAR IT. Lady before you yell at him, WHERE THE #(*#:*$ WERE YOU?!?! THATS YOUR BABY- Hellboy saved it after you scrambled off to save your own ass!! #(@#$&(*#^$*@&^$(#*&(@#&*!1!!!1!one!! Hypocritic bitch!! ARGH >.<

If we have racist, bigoted,ignorant, scum-sucking wastes of an orgasm like that forming 70% of our human population, we better damn well start euthanizing them pretty soon, or I'LL find the damn Golden Army and use it myself!!
I really sympathized with Nuada; I wish he didn't die at the end....
Although, realizing that at the end of the movie Hellboy and Co. officially said "Fuck You" to the Human race and left them to deal with the monsters [that they so richly deserved to be eaten by] own really made my day.


And now for a total non-sequiter. I like Pokemon Ranger. I did, I loved playing it. I mean, all the other games got boring- find pokemon, catch and level them, fight gym leaders, yada yada. It was really predictable after the second game- but Pokemon Ranger? You had to 'catch' Partner pokemon by scribbling a circle around them [a set number of multiple times] while dodging thier attacks [which if they hit your magic light-string coming from your magic Beyblade-esqe top mean you started over] while panicking because some of them tended to run away from you, and that was bad.
HELL YES. Which by the way theres a second one coming out. This just shows we're getting a bit closer to the ultimate Pokemon game. I think it would be for the Wii. Maybe XBox or Playstation 3, I dunno. But imagine--
You run around a fully explorable, 3-D forest/desert/wherever you are in the game, AND SO DO THE POKEMON. No more random battle BS- no, they fly/swim/run around according to thier own AI programming, so sometimes you chase them, sometimes they chase, and try to HURT you. JUST LIKE THE SHOW. And once you toss out your Pokemon- YOU CONTROL THEM COMPLETELY. No more turn based- now you, as a (insert pokemon here), have to run/jump/tackle/special attack your way to victory. AND a physics engine. Thats right, electric attack near a metal pipe? Enemies pokemon has no damage cause your Thundershock was sucked towards the metal pipe, which acted like a lightning rod. All the realistic[ish] strategies you saw in the show would work in the game.
IT WOULD BE AMAZING.

.....I want that Pokemon game. Everyone would-don't try to deny it, it would rock your socks SO hard. *sigh* Too bad it's 'too much work' for the goddamn owners of Pokemon to make- fucking assholes.




P.S. OMYGOD I LOVE YOU PRINCE NUADA!!!1!!one!!